my new career.. i don't know if it exists yet..

i think i have found my calling in life.

i think i want to be a shoe historian.

this is only my thoughts of my last twenty seconds on earth however, i was a history major, i have a massive shoe collection back home and a fondness for shoes which cannot be denied or replaced by the love of a man, and i love antiques.. 

and then i can claim my purchases as tax deductions! and i can design shoes in my spare time.