smartfm is UNREAL

so if you are trying to learn a language, you should definitely check out smartfm. I use it every night for my JLPT test prep and I feel a lot better.

It really helps with vocab. Of course, you need to look elsewhere for grammar. 

sometimes

sometimes i think about what i will look like when i get old.

and i worry that i will look like Bea Arthur.

sometimes, this keeps me awake at night.

some fun with photofunia

wow... charles grodin is getting old..

i love charles grodin (of Beethoven fame).. he is super cool.. 

i was SHOCKED to find out that he is 74!!!! how did that happen? 

Apparently, he was 58 when he filmed Beethoven, but he looked 40!

before- 

 

and after-

harry potter is the most important man in my life (sorry dad).

i heart HP. x

one of my students told me that she had a nipple fetish

APPROPRIATE!

hahahahahahahaha

i love my students. they are hilarious.

i spent the entire evening thereafter considering what my particular fetish on the opposite sex is.

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i just realised, (many weeks later) that my favourite body part on the opposite sex is cheekbones and jaw.. i have a thing for sunken cheekbones. oh and expressive eyebrows. 

seriously considering buying these...

what do you think?? i love them!!

"everyone says i love you" 1996

this movie has my ideal cast. and its a musical. love love love. 

goldie hawn, alan alda, woody allen, natalie portman, billy crudup, edward norton, gabby hoffman, natasha lyonne, drew barrymore, julia roberts, 

Who makes my dreams? my favourite shoe designers

• sigerson morrison 
  
• sergio rossi
  
• jimmy choo
  
• pour la victoire
  
• terry biviano
  
• loeffler randall
  
• peep toe
  
• camilla skovgaard
  
• proenza schouler
  
• katia lombardo
  
• michael kors
  
• givenchy
  
• fendi
  
• anne demeulemeester
  
• jpg
  
• giuseppe zanotti/balmain
  
• ferragamo
  
• bally
  
• steve madden
  
• chanel
  
• tods
  
• christian louboutin
  
• manolo blahnik
  
• and more.. please let me know if i forgot anyone crucial but i refuse to put tory burch on here.. she's a hack. 

some harajuku shots

courtesy of B.E.

my new career.. i don't know if it exists yet..

i think i have found my calling in life.

i think i want to be a shoe historian.

this is only my thoughts of my last twenty seconds on earth however, i was a history major, i have a massive shoe collection back home and a fondness for shoes which cannot be denied or replaced by the love of a man, and i love antiques.. 

and then i can claim my purchases as tax deductions! and i can design shoes in my spare time.

time for another list...

i know you all love a good list.. so here is one inspired by facebook's living social app.

ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE CHARACTERS:

1. chewbacca
2. john mcClain
3. han solo
4. Alex DeLarge
5. Ron Burgundy
6. Jules Winnfield
7. Tyler Durden
8. Michael Corleone
9. Tony Montana
10. Derek Zoolander
11. Indiana Jones
12. Kirk Lazarus
13. Juno McGuff
14. Rizzo
15. Peter Venkman
16. Forrest Gump
17. James Bond
18. Ace Ventura
19. Jimmy Dugan
20. Annie Hall
21. Jack Dawson
22. Hannibal Lector
23. The Joker
24. Severus Snape
25. Derek Vinyard
26. Neo
27. Travis Brinkle
28. Carl Spackler
29. Harry Callahan
30. Edward Cullen
31. Jack Sparrow
32. Andy Stitzer
33. Tony Stark
34. Optimus Prime
35. Falcor
36. Borat
37. Truman
38. Cher Horowitz
39. Willy Wonka
40. Edward Scissorhands
41. Donnie Darko
42. Mr. Darcy
43. Gandalf
44. Danny Ocean
45. Dory
46. Wolverine
47. Austin Powers
48. Rocky Balboa
49. Amelie Poulain
50. Holly Golightly
51. Terminator
52. Patrick Bateman
53. Martin Brody
54. Napoleon Dynamite
55. Sister Mary Clarence
56. the Marquis de Sade
57. Donkey
58. Olive Hoover
59. Clark Griswald
60. Lloyd Christmas
61. Maverick
62. The Bride
63. The Scarecrow
64. McLovin'
65. Mustafa
66. Baby
67. Marty McFly
68. Sebastian (crab)
69. Gollum
70. CC Bloom
71. Jamal Malik
72. Inigo Montoya
73. Jareth
74. Bert from Mary Poppins
75. Atticus Finch
76. Stiffler
77. Richie Tenenbaum
78. Nick Naylor
79. Jason Bourne
80. Remus Lupin
81. Westley
82. Gretel von Trapp
83. Oskar Schindler
84. John Bender
85. Anton Chigurh
86. John Keating
87. Billy Costigan
88. HAL 9000
89. Dracula
90. Leeloo
91. Lester Burnham
92. Teeny
93. Troy Bolton
94. Jack Torrance
95. Noah Calhoun
96. Apollo Creed
97. Aladdin
98. Bridget Jones
99. Navin R. Johnson
100. Rick Blaine

i love the japanese school uniform.. i wish i had gone to school here!

foreign exchange

A biracial couple were having an argument and the man insinuated that the woman should be cooking him dinner. She replied, "Hey, I'm not fucking your mother!"

The man, a native English speaker, of course exploded into raucous hoots and hollers. 

"Darling I think you mean, "Hey, I'm not your fucking mother", please be careful!"

Moral of the story: the importance of word placement in english conversation.

Also, one of my friends after a hectic night in a game arcade offered to give me a lift and said, "I want to give you pleasure". I hesitated a moment and burst out laughing. The student realised and turned bright red. He then corrected himself, "I want to please you...".. I said, "Mmmm, maybe, it's my pleasure is better".

Moral of the story: Pay attention in class otherwise you will offer a foreign girl your peeps.

An elderly protestant woman is staying in a plush casino in Las Vegas. She gets in an elevator and is followed in by two African American men. The woman presses her floor and one of the men says "Hit the ground (floor)"... The woman preceded to lie down on the floor of the elevator with her hands in the air. The two men crack up into absolute hysterics. It turns out that the men in question were Eddie Murphy and Magic Johnson. The next day, the concierge delivers the woman a bunch of roses... made from hundred dollar bills. True story. 

Moral of the story: sometimes your innate racism can make you money. Not a good example.

oh-ho! part deux

i fell off my bike again, ate some gravel, and now i have a big chunk missing from my chin which no amount of concealer can cover. 

Why do you think I fell off this time?

a) i had just been to 3 hours of nomihodai aka drunkety mcdrunk 

b) i was wearing 6 inch navy satin sonia rykiel heels (not practical for cycling) 

c) i have absolutely no balance, common sense or brakes! 

d) all of the above

take your pick!!!

top ten best cartoons when i was a kidlet

because everyone loves a good list..

in no particular order...

1. Babar
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3. Ch Ch Ch Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers
4. SuperTed
5. Scooby Doo
6. Rocky and Bullwinkle
7. The Simpsons
8. Rugrats
9. The Smurfs
10. Duck Tales

did you know?!

when George Lucas was making Star Wars, he called up a Miyagi museum to request a photo of Date Masamune's armour?

This became the inspiration for Darth Vader's attire!

2 minutes in my head

my neighbours must be shirty about the blasting of Montell Jordan and incessant chopping tonight (carrots are very crunchy and its tough with a blunt knife on a metal surface to be quiet).

goodnight mr. tom is the greatest pre-teens book. it had a lasting and profound impact on me.

Being a native english speaker, i didn't realise how difficult phrasal verbs are in english. There are so many and they don't make sense. You don't physically look up, when you look something up.

There is nothing like having a crush on someone. Crushes and the initial flirting is one of the best parts of a relationship.

I really need to buy some harem pants. but then i have no shoes to match... hmmm....

I feel forlorn this minute because i sense as if my youth is coming to an end and I don't like the idea of full-scale adulthood, which means real life, then death and I'm not sure if I'm ready for either. sorry to get my gloom on. moving on...

Pocari Sweat, a Japanese drink, actually tastes like sweat. or what i imagine sweat to taste like. Don't try this at home, kids.

Only idiots move to Japan if they are vegetarians who don't eat seafood.

rockwerchter has the best lineup of any music festival i have ever seen. stupid belgium.
the prodigy, oasis, placebo, tiga, lily allen, coldplay, the killers, bloc party, lady gaga, the streets, jason mraz, henry rollins, 2manydjs, kings of leon, nick cave (although i hate him), franz ferd, limp bizkit, rodrigo y gabriela, boys noize, grace jones, yeah yeah yeahs, metallica, NIN, kaiser chiefs!!!, black eyed peas, mars volta, metro station and royksopp.. AMAZING. and my little bitch of a sister is going.

i really like the kaiser chiefs. i have a thing for angry brits. i think maybe i was sid vicious in a past life. my current life must be exceedingly dull in comparison.

i heart vivienne westwood.

top 10 best dances from tv show sitcoms

i know you all love a good list so here is one i have put together for your viewing pleasure.



sweet fancy moses- Elaine Benes Dance from Seinfeld
Outstanding.



ross and monica routine- Friends
Hilarious.



the rerun dance- both the original and this one from Scrubs which i like better




Arrested Development Chicken Dance- GOB is the best
this is the best dance. hands down.



Carlton Dance- from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Alfonso Ribeiro is the king.



on that note- one more from Fresh Prince

This one from Black Books is outstanding... click on this link
pls note, the dancing really starts at approx 1 minute in but you should watch the whole thing. DANCE OFF!





Scrubs- 99 Luftballoons.. the best way to connect with Germans
Amazing.




Perfect Strangers- Dance of Joy- i heart Balki




Another one from Scrubs.. sorry, i ran out of shows...
Turk dances to Poison by Bel Biv Devoe

black door matcha jelly peacocks plastic harem

i forgot to say whats on my mind. thats kinda what having a blog is for.

so, here goes...

i found nutella today at the imports store and got a little too excited. i let out a minor squeal and the woman behind me doused my newly dry-cleaned jacket in her mini cup of complimentary coffee. it was worth it and that coffee is so good. i bought some guac, olives, pickles and corn chips. it only cost me the price of a small horse, by which i mean a shetland pony, those freaky midget horses you find in dark alleys.

i am currently reading dropsnap online (amazing!), watching black books (on mute so i can listen to music at the same time), listening to the doors (which makes me miss my dad) whoop now tiny dancer, eating low-cal mango jelly, drinking matchaaaa, reading pigeons and peacocks the magazine, thinking about harem pants and oh shit i think i just ate some plastic, and now also thinking about finally sewing my jacket button back on. 

i really don't like ironing. if a fat bald man said to me that he would do my ironing, i'd probably marry him. i have a thing for fat baldies anyway, everyone knows that.

i can almost read 2 of 3 japanese alphabets yet still don't know what i'm eating half the time. and i don't even care. i think i'd know if it was whale or horse. my coworker rattled me just the other day when he said in his kaiseki (luxury set meal) at a ryokan in kyoto, there was turtle. what if i accidentally eat turtle? oh no. 

rain is miserable. i miss my shoes. i love my friends. kiwis are tasty.

goodnight.

x

i forgot to say how much i love sitcoms. that is all.

fruits is the best magazine in the world

please buy fruits. no, not for your health, but for your pleasure. 

its the greatest magazine and i hope to plaster my home in the eccentric and outstanding outfits that these everyday pedestrians come up with.

i think you can buy it in Sydney at Kinokuniya downtown. run!

back in the day...

www.whatkatiedid.com

check out this website. I think there is nothing sexier than back-seam stockings and a pencil skirt.

i love the novelty pointy bras. I wish i lived in a different era so i could wear that shit.

or i could be one of those randoms who wear clothes entirely from one era a la the greasers in yoyogi park. no matter what anyone says, these guys are cool.

postsecret.com

amazing.

and. 

deeply.

moving.

it gets updated every sunday so keep watching that space!

ODEN!!

this shit looks scary.. i have yet to try... will let you know the results... i think that white fluffy looking thing is fish sperm or something just as mouth-watering. mmm.. 生石　そ！

i need a japantervention... fat club, oh no!

okay soo.. i just checked out my booty and almost shed a tear about the sheer size of the thing.. oh lord.. i look worse than kirsty alley before oprah stepped in.

anyway.. to ease my pain, i put on a pair of sweats, nay leggings, at least these days, and strolled over to my 24 hour combini to purchase some chocolate, ice cream, beer and chips. Ironic, no?!

the bird is the word!!!

some japanese superstitions...

• if you whistle at night, snakes will come to you and you will be in slytherin house.
  
• if you wear tabi or traditional japanese socks to bed, you will die.
• if you stab your chopsticks in your rice upright, you will die.
• if you pass food to another person's chopsticks, something bad will happen aka a nasty case of death.
• if you cut your nails at night, you will have bad luck or die.. either is okay.
  
• if you are nervous, you have to air draw the kanji for person on your hand and then pretend to eat it or lick your hand, i'm not sure about this one...

oh-ho!

two nights ago, i was riding to the house of curry, coco ichibanya, and i feebly attempted to jump the curb a la tony hawk or some other guy who is good with things or stuff, you know. i fell, i believe only witnessed by a drunken pachinko stumbler- by definition, someone who stumbles to and fro the pachinko parlour. 

i came away from the unfortunate incident with only a few minor scrapes and a bruised ego, as i had been recently claiming how much better i had become at maneuvering my pimp-mobile around town.

Unfortunately, some considerable damage was inflicted upon said pimp-mobile.

I will cry myself to sleep now. 

strange kid, eh?

"When my brother was little. He had a pet. It was an individual mandarin segment"

Courtesy of MJ 07.

amazing japanese inventions...

how bloody lazy can you be??

this is something called the Sound Princess, by Toto i presume, that mimics the sounds of flushing water so women who get stage fright can pee with ease and happiness.

a kairo.. a pocket disposable hand warmer.. amazing...

a kotatsu...

a low table frame covered by a futon or blanket, upon which a table top sits... underneath is a heater, built into the table itself.

amazing. I swear i discover something new every day!

more later.

x

old time glamour - by sayonarabitches on Polyvore.com

my personal shoe heaven...

heaven - by sayonarabitches on Polyvore.com

an outfit for a rainy day...

bigger boobs anyone?? Try Miracle Boober!!!

why didn't someone tell me about this??

yay i have the internet at home!!!

im finally connected. oh yes. 

i just asked myself a question out loud..

it was  -What is more deserving of the prime position in my lap, my mac or my pizza?-

riveting stuff.

fyi, i laid down so i could rest the pizza on my bosom and the computer on my stomach.

if we were to have a slob-a-thon, i would be victorious.

tidbits...

ok so a few random tidbits on/from japan...

• japanese apples are on steroids.. like the size of my head.
• i had a ten minute conversation with a supermarket clerk about canned tuna and the only word i understood was tuna.. whoops.
• my goals for living in japan are to a) learn japanese and take up a new hobby.. maybe karate.. so i can return home a black belt and kick all your asses mwahaha.

first snapshots from japan

some amazing sashimi at an izakaya

hmmm... when textbooks get freaky

no comment

im buying this for halloween

some creepy gothloli types in harajuku

i wish it was that easy...

at shibuya crossing.. not as busy as it looks

its karaoke time.. they dont have the western video clips so they have random images of monkeys, driving in a convertible around san francisco or churches in new orleans.. very odd

sounds enticing..

one of the many decorated shopfronts...

some fun in a garage!

some of my beautiful shoes... single tear.. left them behind