postsecret.com

amazing.

and. 

deeply.

moving.

it gets updated every sunday so keep watching that space!

ODEN!!

this shit looks scary.. i have yet to try... will let you know the results... i think that white fluffy looking thing is fish sperm or something just as mouth-watering. mmm.. 生石　そ！

i need a japantervention... fat club, oh no!

okay soo.. i just checked out my booty and almost shed a tear about the sheer size of the thing.. oh lord.. i look worse than kirsty alley before oprah stepped in.

anyway.. to ease my pain, i put on a pair of sweats, nay leggings, at least these days, and strolled over to my 24 hour combini to purchase some chocolate, ice cream, beer and chips. Ironic, no?!

the bird is the word!!!

some japanese superstitions...

• if you whistle at night, snakes will come to you and you will be in slytherin house.
  
• if you wear tabi or traditional japanese socks to bed, you will die.
• if you stab your chopsticks in your rice upright, you will die.
• if you pass food to another person's chopsticks, something bad will happen aka a nasty case of death.
• if you cut your nails at night, you will have bad luck or die.. either is okay.
  
• if you are nervous, you have to air draw the kanji for person on your hand and then pretend to eat it or lick your hand, i'm not sure about this one...

oh-ho!

two nights ago, i was riding to the house of curry, coco ichibanya, and i feebly attempted to jump the curb a la tony hawk or some other guy who is good with things or stuff, you know. i fell, i believe only witnessed by a drunken pachinko stumbler- by definition, someone who stumbles to and fro the pachinko parlour. 

i came away from the unfortunate incident with only a few minor scrapes and a bruised ego, as i had been recently claiming how much better i had become at maneuvering my pimp-mobile around town.

Unfortunately, some considerable damage was inflicted upon said pimp-mobile.

I will cry myself to sleep now.